And the strangest search to find my blog so far in 2014 is….


are you ready kids?

I wasn’t.

Did you know if you search for “Gynecologist Jokes” on Google, you will find my blog?

Seriously?

98% of my stories are about life after kids, gardening, faith, poetry and travel.

I do not write sex jokes –

okay, there was that one.

Or maybe two..

Still.

Granted, I did have a bit of a weird meltdown after my hysterectomy in 2010 and had to see a male gyno for the first time ever in my life. And yes it’s true I wrote several jokes about that which included the promoting of sedation gynecology and if you hear a comic in Tulsa tell that joke other than me — they stole it.

Just sayin;.

Deep cleansing breath.

And yes, it’s true that I did write a poem about my annual exam.

Still, it’s been at least two years since I wrote a good gynecologist joke. I honestly don’t have one. At least not any that I can tell without turning purple. So why I show up on the search is beyond me. The only reason I know this is because my blog gets hit at least two or three times a week by people looking for a good GYN joke and I did a google test to find out why.

Good heavens.

Of all the SEO search engines in the world, I had to wind up on this one.

So… in that spirit, for all ya’ll looking for a good joke, I offer this new one that I found…

22-true-meaning-of-gynecologistHave a great day!

One thought on “And the strangest search to find my blog so far in 2014 is….

  1. There is, of course, one problem with that definition… It assumes that all va-jay-jay’s are worthy of ogling. Pretty, well kept and smelling of lavender… This is most definitely not the case.

    Humorously enough, I arrived at this conclusion by way of an exam of a different type… The digital exam, and we’re not talking about computers. I used to joke that the doctor didn’t even start with small talk (technically it was much raunchier).

    Then I realized my doctor probably didn’t wake up thinking, “Awesome! I get to stick a finger up Jim’s ass this afternoon.”

    Makes for a funny joke but the reality is, well… Different.

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