Lit majors are not allowed to comment on the grammar in my title. “I’m afraid of sentences ending in prepositions.” Yes, aren’t we all. I went with it because it sounded far less snooty than “Of what are you most afraid?”

We’ve all been chatting lately on things that go bump in the night. Things that scare us whether it be movies, clowns, zombies, spiders or snakes and I thought I’d bring the conversation to you guys.

Three things I’m most afraid of?

1. Spiders

2. Driving over bridges.

3. Accidentally moving next door to my gynecologist.

My boys greatest fear, life without bacon.

What’s yours?